Samuel Clifton

_House!
House!
House!
Oh, you are made of stone!
But you are not a lone…
-ly house!_

Back when Microsoft still had their mondo Christmas parties, they hired Tim Noah to perform for the kids party. I was but seven at the time, and thoroughly excited when the surprise guest was not Santa Claus but Tim Noah!

Well over a decade later, and Tim’s still performing regularly as well as recording new material. I’ve been to two of his Christmas shows at the Thumbnail Theater, and seen him at a kids concert last summer. All great shows. If you live near enough to Snohomish, you should definitely visit the Thumbnail Theater, and meet Tim for yourself!

Mr. Rogers is the face of compassion and understanding for me. Whenever I’m having a rough time, he comes to mind and solaces me.

The sexual tension between Digiangelamon and me is thick. One could only cut it with a chainsaw.

I still wish that digiangelamon would rub the thick, frothy juice from my elderly cucumber.

I collect hats! Or I used to collect hats. (I’m trying not to accumulate material goods now.) I have about two dozen hats. I rarely wear them, though, because I like to show my hair.